Even Pacino Needs A Paycheck!
Has it come to this?!
Watch the commerical (above) as the legendary Al Pacino hawks Vittoria Coffee.
We'd expect more of him.
Oksana To Judge: Strip Mel of Custody … Now
Filed under: Mel Gibson, Oksana Grigorieva, Celebrity Justice
Oksana Grigorieva 's lawyers are going to court Thursday morning ... asking a judge to strip Mel Gibson of all rights to their child ... TMZ has learned. Sources connected with the custody case tell TMZ ... Oksana's lawyers will tell the judge the…
Chatting With… Snooki!!!
This is pretty damn HIGHlarious!
Check out part 1 of our exclusive 2-part chat with MTV's new reigning queen, Snooki, above!
We talk sex, we talk Jersey Shore, we talk about her disdain for "work" - and so much more.
Check it out!
The Superficial Banner Girl: FINAL ROUND
Six hundred fifty entered. Only five remain.
These are the faces/breasts you chose to enter the final round for a chance to be The Superficial Banner Girl for a week. What faces you now is the greatest decision of your life. Greater than having a child or pulling a plug on a relative. (Unless you’re Read More ...
Oksana’s Son — Eyewitness to Explosive Argument
Filed under: Mel Gibson, Oksana Grigorieva, Celebrity Justice
Oksana Grigorieva 's son saw much of the nuclear argument between his mom and Mel Gibson , making him a crucial witness if Gibson is prosecuted for domestic violence. TMZ broke the story ... Alexander Dalton is a key witness whom Sheriff's…
Snooki Gets Her Hair Did!

Goodness gracious!
Snooki Snickers, is that YOU?!
You're barely recognizable without your signature look, bb!
Our most beloved Jersey Shore guidette arrived at the soundtrack release party of her hit reality series absolutely rocking a FABOOSH new hair color and a noticably absent poof!
We will certainly miss it, but we respect her decision!
You don't want to become a gimmick with just ONE selling point like The Situation and his stoopid effing abs!
Way to be bold and take a risk, gurl! We APPROVE!
[Image via Getty Images.]
Dina Lohan: ‘Lindsay Wants to Open Her Own Rehab’
Seen here mugging for the paparazzi because she’s just as famous as Lindsay, you guys, Dina Lohan is doing what any mother would do right before her tossed in jail: Selling exclusive interviews like they’re goddamn antidote. Here she is in the latest issue of InTouch talking about how sober Lindsay is and how she Read More ...
Oksana Receives Threatening Calls
Filed under: Mel Gibson, Oksana Grigorieva, Celebrity Justice
TMZ has learned Oksana Grigorieva received threatening phone calls Tuesday that "scared her to death." Sources tell TMZ at least one of the calls "could be interpreted as a death threat." We're told there were multiple calls and at least two…
The Hills Surprise Ending!!!!
Inspired!
What do U think????
Check out the final scene from the show (above).
Lindsay Lohan’s Not in the ‘Machete’ Trailer
Because casting Rose McGowan in his last movie led to his divorce, it only makes sense that casting Lindsay Lohan in Machete would cost Robert Rodriguez his career. The new trailer was released Wednesday (after the jump) and its magically sans-jail-bound-firecrotch. Except the studio’s acting like it was meant to be that way because she’s Read More ...
Perez Interviews Crazy Spencer Pratt Outside Hills Celebration!
Check out what the clearly deranged star had to tell us (above)!
War Erupts Over ‘ESPYs’ Pre-Party
Filed under: TMZ Sports
ESPN is locked in a bitter standoff with a famous L.A. restaurant -- all over an "ESPY Awards Pre-Award Show Party" that's supposed to go down at the eatery ... tonight! TMZ has learned ESPN sent a cease and desist letter to Cicada restaurant in…
Look Who Is On The Cover!

Besides Britney!
It's Perez!!!!!!
From the latest issue of Heat magazine South Africa.
Amazing!
Tori & Dean Introduce Their Three-Year-Old To Twitter & Publicity Stunts!

Right now, Heidi Montag is pissing with fury that she doesn't have a kid to exploit like this! Yet another reason to hate Spencer, girl!
While Tori Spelling's hubby is still recouping from his rumble with a motorcycle, Tori is getting her little man in on the family business of fame-whoring. At three-years-old, little Liam, who probably has issues spelling his own four letter name, has launched his very own Twitter.
You can follow the endearing adventures of the little guy at LiamsWorld, where he recounts days spent eating Jello and offers such titillating one liners as: "Mama the moon ate the sun and made it dark. Will he burp him up tomorrow so it'll be a nice day?"
Adorable! Thank goodness his mother wants to save these childhood memories for $$$ posterity!
So far, Liam has upwards of 16,000 fans and Tori couldn't be more pleased about it. She explains that her humorous little guy is one of the reasons hubby Dean McDermott is recovering so nicely. She explains:
"Once Dean came home from the hospital, Liam told Dean, 'You have to stay in bed. Doctor said you're sick. You have a boo boo'. Dean is slowly recovering. He has a long road ahead and is still in a lot of pain. He's just taking it day by day, and the kids and I are good nurses!"
We're sure.
So, how long before Liam starts hawking deals on Etsy and Huggies Jean Diapers on his Twitter? Twitter endorsing is big now! Don't let the opportunity pass you by, Tori!
P.S. - CLICK HERE to "follow" Perez on Twitter.
[Image via WENN.]
Shauna Sand in a Bikini and Other News
- Taylor Lautner continues to be your new Tom Cruise.
- Vince Vaughn is gonna be a dad.
- Danielle Staub is suing the other housewives. Of course.
- Audrina Patridge’s wonk-boobs endorse things now.
- Bradley Cooper’s penis is susceptible to troll magic isn’t it? I knew it.
- Read More ...
Ben Roethlisberger Named in Urine Investigation
Filed under: Ben Roethlisberger, TMZ Sports, Celebrity Justice
TMZ has obtained a report from police in Dublin, Ohio which shows Ben Roethlisberger was investigated for allegedly peeing in public at a local golf course this past Friday. According to the report, a woman named Nan Fowler phoned the pro shop at the…
Ceiling Eyes Confirms New Reality Show

Just because The Hills is coming to an end doesn't mean we've seen the last of Audrina Patridge.
"It still hasn't really hit me that it's over," said Audrina. "I'm so used to showing up every day and filming. [The end] is sad and bittersweet."
But she's still gonna have someplace to go - her own reality show with producer Mark Burnett.
"It will be with another network, but I can't say anything about it yet," added Ceiling Eyes. "It will be different from 'The Hills.' It will be more about my life, behind the scenes."
Ugh. We're sure it's gonna be fascinating.
[Image via WENN.]
Lindsay Lohan is Lesbian Meat
With only a week left until she goes to jail for less than five minutes, lesbian gangs are already salivating at the opportunity to get a piece of Lindsay Lohan which makes perfect sense. According to my sources, one ginger vagina is worth roughly twice the smokes because of its “patented devil magic.” (I’m allowed Read More ...
Star Witness in Mel Gibson Case — Oksana’s Dentist
Filed under: mel gibson, Oksana Grigorieva, Dr. Ross Shelden, Celebrity Justice
Dr. Ross Shelden will be a star witness in the Mel Gibson investigation , TMZ has learned ... and we're told he has powerful evidence that Mel Gibson hurt Oksana Grigorieva . Sources familiar with the treatment tell TMZ Dr. Shelden, who practices in the…
Team Tammy! Melissa’s Ex Updates Her Blog!

Poor thing! We really feel for her!
Poor Tammy Lynn Michaels, who is getting the callous bitch treatment from Melissa Etheridge during their nasty break-up, has just been forced by a judge to cover all of her own legal fees, and took to her blog this morning to a write the following post, titled "ulcers to gallbladder to pancreas to liver and then…?"
It reads:
a dillar
a dollar
a trick or treat
hollar
need some help
need some honesty
need some real
call 'er
no answergallbladder
pancreas
liver
ulcers
MRIs
ultrasounds
gotta get it done
on pennies now?
somethings going ongotta get a job
with barf bag in hand?
and leave my twins with who?
and with what babysitting money?a dillar
a dollar
a trick or treat
hollarthis too shall pass
cuz i believe in miracles
and
miracles look like rainbows.oh. and we have to be out of our rental in 45 days.
man, i love a challenge.
Awful!
You've got the right attitude, bb! Keep your head held high and don't let that awful woman get you down! You can survive this!
Team Tammy!
[Image via WENN.]
Deplorable! Mel Gibson Attempts To Justify Abuse Toward Baby Mama!

Is this SERIOUSLY the best that they could come up with?
Now that the world is completely aware that Mel Gibson is a pyschotic, deplorable monster of bigot, his camp is finally going into damage control, and apparently the best excuse that they could come up with is to claim that he has been in therapy since all of the incidents with baby mama Oksana Grigorieva!
PSSH! Bull to the SHIT!
The source claims:
"He realized how unhealthy the relationship was and recognized that they were in a bad place and he was getting his buttons pushed. He wanted to figure out how to extricate himself from this unhealthy relationship peacefully and calmly. Which is what he did."
No, we all HEARD what you did, fucktard. We heard EVERYTHING that you did.
Once again, this is just another pathetic way to try and justify verbally and physically abusing a woman. Absolutely despicable.
Thoughts??
[Image via WENN.]
Sofia Vergara’s Cleavage is Still There
Yesterday there was absolutely no denying the awesomeness of Sofia Vergara’s cleavage, but a lot of you expressed deep concern over her abdominal region. So being the kind and benevolent god writer god that I am, here’s Sofia Vergara’s cleavage with absolutely no sign of her abdomen. TREMBLE BEFORE ME!
Photos: Splash News
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Lawrence Taylor at Court, Smack Talks Reporter
Filed under: Lawrence Taylor
Troubled NFL legend Lawrence Taylor arrived at Rockland County, NY court for his rape case today -- but there was already a bump in the road ... when LT turned and snapped at a local news reporter. As he was walking into the building, a reporter asked,…
Betty White Is Getting Choosey!

SNL was a piece of cake for the talented, vibrant, sex-pot Betty White, but just because she did a stellar job, don't expect her to be hosting EVERYTHING now!
Though there are now campaigns to get Betty to host the Oscars, she just isn't interested in doing such a big to-do award show. She explained to a source:
“I can tell you now I won’t be doing the Oscars, Emmys or any other awards. I was terrified out of my skin doing SNL so the Oscars is not going to happen. It’s too much.”
Remember kiddies, though she has the spunk of a 25-year-old, she is still pushing the hard side of 90! We don't want to overwhelm her. Besides, winning an EMMY for SNL will be just as good, we think!
[Image via WENN.]
Finally! Brad Shaves! Praise The Lord!

It's like a gigantic scruffy weight has been removed from his chin!
Yesterday, a clean shaven Brad Pitt was spotted getting back to work on his new movie, Moneyball, in downtown El Lay.
We are so super grateful that our prayers to have his face returned to it's former seksi glory have finally been answered. Now, let's hope it lasts!
First sign of stubble, someone get at him with a Bic!
[Image via Fame Pictures.]
Oksana/Mel Tell Different Stories Re: Extortion
Filed under: Mel Gibson, Oksana Grigorieva, Celebrity Justice
There is a "long paper trail" showing Oksana Grigorieva tried to extort money from Mel Gibson in return for keeping the tapes secret ... this according to sources connected with the actor. But a source close to Oksana tells TMZ, "She did not try to…
The Most Amazing & Uncomfy Video You Will Ever See!
This is epically HIGHlarious!
An elderly (Wo)Man spoofing Katy Perry! What more could you ask for?!
Check out this award-worthy, life-changing, LOLzzzing video! (above)
Anna Nicole Trial — Don’t Tell Jury About Election
Filed under: Howard K. Stern, Anna Nicole Smith, Celebrity Justice, Dr. Sandeep Kapoor
Prosecutors in the Howard K. Stern trial -- in which Stern and others are accused of fueling Anna Nicole Smith 's drug addiction -- want the judge to prohibit defense lawyers from telling the jury the two honchos involved in the prosecution are running…
No! A Candwich Scandal!

Brace yourselves! There is some oozy-gooey financial difficulties facing the makers of the soon to be American treasure, The Candwhich.
The creator is a FRAUD!
According to a new lawsuit filed against Travis L. Wright, the mastermind behind the aluminum-encased sammy, this guy used his investors money to make this stellar creation, which was NOT what the investors gave him money for.
The lawsuit states Travis raised 5 million from 175 investors between 2001 and 2009 for an alleged real estate venture. In that time span, the only pieces of real estate he purchased was one random million property and million home for himself, which he then paved the driveway in cobblestones from France.
The rest of the money went into the crazy scheme known as the Candwhich.
Alas, now the tastu treat making Hot Pockets quiver in fear may never see the light of day. If Travis is found guilty, he'll have to pay all that money back and then some, we're sure. Even if he rushed released those canned PBJ's, they would never make enough money in time, though they would surely stay fresh for years to come.
So sad. Now the world will never know if it's wonder.
Spencer Pratt Determined To Cause A Scene At Live Hills Finale!

Always a drama queen!
Tuesday night, MTV is hosting a party and broadcast live from the Hollywood Roosevelt Hotel to celebrate the finale of their long-running show The Hills.
Well, never one to let anyone else get too much shine, fired Hills star Spencer Pratt is using the live finale party and broadcast as an opportunity to do what he does best, grandstand and get attention for himself.
Sources close to Princess Pratt tell us that he is planning to have HIS OWN Hills party - at the same hotel!
AND, we're told Spencer is looking forward to "confronting" everybody on Tuesday night!
That could make for great TV! Or Princess Pratt could get shot down in a big way!
They better hire extra security!
We'll be there and we can't wait to see what unfolds!
[Image via WENN.]
Sofia Vergara in a Bikini
This was almost a Lindsay Lohan post.
You’re welcome.
Photos: Splash News
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Sandra Bullock’s Angry Confrontation with Jesse’s Ex
Filed under: Jesse James, Sandra Bullock, Janine Lindemulder, Fights, Celebrity Justice, Dirty Divorces
Sandra Bullock went off on Jesse James' ex-wife during a heated phone conversation a few months ago ... so says Janine Lindemulder 's attorney. Attorney Richard Masson tells TMZ .... the blowup occurred while Jesse was in rehab earlier this year. …
Lil’ Kim Should Be Made an Honorary Jackson and Other News
- Jessica Simpson’s new boyfriend is Superman. There’s no other explanation here.
- JWoww’s giant breasts are still out there.
- Carrie Underwood is now Carrie Fisher.
- Paris Hilton’s collateral damage.
- Edward Norton won’t be in The Avengers as The Hulk but here’s an interesting casting choice.
- Read More ...
Derek Fisher: I’m Staying with the Lakers
Filed under: TMZ Sports, Derek Fisher, Kobe Bryant
TMZ has learned Derek Fisher has officially decided to stay with the Los Angeles Lakers ... and he claims he reached the decision after talking with Kobe Bryant . Fisher tells TMZ, "I have decided to continue with Kobe, continue with our teammates…
The State of Lindsay Lohan
And now to check in on everyone’s favorite, bespeckled drug addict as she proceeds to fight tooth and nail to not take responsibility for her actions or rehabilitate herself because coke is delicious.
What’s Happening Now:
- She had a new lawyer, then didn’t, almost had Robert Fucking Shapiro, and now she’s stuck with her old Read More ...
Lindsay Lohan & Sam Ronson Reunite
Filed under: Lindsay Lohan, Samantha Ronson, Paparazzi Photo, Hook Ups
Lindsay Lohan and ex-girlfriend Samantha Ronson were spotted together for the first time in months ... eating out at sushi restaurant Matsuhisa in Beverly Hills last night. If anything can get the volatile former couple together, it's their mutual love…
Vote for Banner Girl: Round 4
Welcome to Round 4 of The Superficial Banner Girl Contest! Here’s a quick rundown of the current winners who will go on to compete in Wednesday’s Final Round:
Round 3: Jillian – New York City (Congratulations.)
Round 2: Erin – Washington, D.C.
Round 1: Gianna – Las Vegas
And now I’ll step out of the way so everyone can Read More ...
Kate Winslet’s Marriage On The Mend?

Will a romantic vacation help their marriage?
That's what Kate Winslet and director Sam Mendes are attempting to do as they plan a trip to their Gloucestershire, England manor to focus on making things work and rediscovering that "spark.
An insider says:
"Sam hasn't any film commitments at the moment so they are going to stay at the house with the children this summer and see if they can reignite their spark. [He] has always been able to walk away from girlfriends before but now there are children involved he wants to see if he can work it out with Kate."
Well considering she is his WIFE and not his girlfriend, we hope that they can make the effort to work things out.
[Image via WENN.]
Coco’s Ass Was There, Too
I’m guessing as some sort of plot to turn New York into a massive, greasy pancake, Coco was also invited to Kim Kardashian’s Amp Energy Bullrun where the two literally had to be kept in separate locations to prevent damage to the cars. To put things in perspective, I was just going to put them Read More ...
Tiger Woods Files Daddy Dismissal Papers
Filed under: Tiger Woods, Devon James, Celebrity Justice
Tiger Woods has fired back at porn star Devon James and her paternity claims -- asking the court to throw the case out for one simple reason ... the kid ain't his. As we first reported, James filed papers back in June alleging Woods was the father of…
Lindsay To Go To Special Rehab Jail For Addicts?

We all know the deal - Lindsay was ordered to 90 days in jail and 90 days in rehab.
But now sources are saying that she could get special treatment if Judge Marsha Revel orders her to attend a special program for addicts.
In what is called the Impact Program, inmates attend an intense 12-step program for five hours a day, seven days a week.
But the catch is that if the judge does order her to the inmate program, she would have to serve the full 90 days behind bars.
So what what would be the best plan for Lindsanity?? Going to jail where she will most likely only serve 20-25 days and then attend a fancy, posh celeb rehab center - or commit to only 90 days behind bars where she will apparently get the help she needs and will ignore?
Hmm, we don't know. Choices, choices.
[Image via AP Images.]
Kim Kardashian Still Has a Giant Ass
Before I start slapping everybody in the face with the ongoing sagas of Mel Gibson and Lindsay Lohan, here’s Kim Kardashian in a tight-as-shit racing outfit for The Amp Energy Bullrun Rally in NYC just in case anyone forgot God gave her two sets of birthing hips as his way of saying sorry for slavery. Read More ...
Jesse Jackson Defends LeBron Against Cavs Owner
Filed under: LeBron James, Reverend Jesse Jackson, TMZ Sports
Jesse Jackson has come to the defense of LeBron James -- even though no one asked him to -- and compared Cleveland Cavaliers owner Dan Gilbert to a "slave master." In a harshly-worded statement, Jackson took Gilbert to task for his open letter to…
So Many Doctors For Lindsay

We all know how much Lindsay loves her pills.
But we had no idea that she goes through such a rigorous process to obtain them!
Sources close to Lindsay say that she goes to at least six different doctors who are willing to dish out her various cocktail of prescription drugs. "When one doctor says no to refilling a prescription, she will go to the next. It’s a whole process to get what she needed.”
She apparently has doctors all across the country from Los Angeles to New York, including a past rehab facility that still prescribes meds for her. She also makes sure to get a "large supply every time" so that she always has a full stock of what she needs.
This is such a dangerous downward spiral. If it's not coke or booze, it's "prescribed" meds. Will jail and rehab help this girl??
[Photo via AP Images.]
Lindsay Has NOT Found A New Lawyer

Looks like Lindsay Lohan is still on the hunt for that perfect lawyer who's going to help her appeal her court order in which she was sentenced to 90 days in jail.
Earlier we reported that Lindsay hired Chicago lawyer Stuart V. Goldberg to represent her, however her new legal rep Stephanie Ovadia says that "Stuart Goldberg is not Lindsay's new attorney. The family is still in the process of interviewing."
This came as a big surprise to Goldberg as his rep had sent a statement that Lindsay and Dina had "hired Stuart V. Goldberg as her new attorney."
Way to be professional, LOLhans!
Lilo is scheduled to start her jail term July 20. Time is running out!!!
[Image via WENN.]
Jon Bon Jovi Injures Leg, Still Finishes Concert
What a trooper!
Jon Bon Jovi injured his calf during a concert at the New Meadowlands Stadium in New Jersey, but that didn't stop him from performing his classic hit Livin' on a Prayer!
Watch the clip (above) as he limps around on stage…but still brings the house down!
Lindsay Lohan — Frequent Doc Shopper
Filed under: Lindsay Lohan
TMZ has learned Lindsay Lohan 's dangerous combination of prescription drugs are obtained through “doctor shopping” across the country. Sources close to Lindsay tell TMZ she would go to six different doctors for prescriptions. One source…
Mobster Mickey Spillane’s Son Falls to His Death
Filed under: Bobby Spillane, R.I.P.
Bobby Spillane -- a small-time actor and son of legendary mobster Mickey Spillane -- fell out of a sixth floor window in Manhattan and died today. He was 45. Foul play is not suspected. Spillane had guest roles on "Law & Order" and "Rescue Me" and…
Lindsay Refuses To Go To Jail!

You're just delaying the inevitable, honey!
Lindsay LOLhan is all ROFLMAO about that whole pesky jail thing, thinking that she can work the legal system by appealing her 90-day jail sentence.
However sources say that this will only buy her some time, about 6 months to a year, since she WILL have to eventually serve her time.
A close insider says:
“Lindsay's lawyer only has to file a notice of appeal with Judge (Marsha) Revel, and under terms of California law–particularly misdemeanor probation appeals–the defendant must be granted bail. Judge Revel will be forced to give Lohan bail pending the appeal, and Lilo wouldn't even have to appear in front of Judge Revel again…the appeal will take six months to a year to be heard. It's highly unlikely that Lohan's appeal will be successful. However, it will keep her out of jail for at least the next six months to a year.”
The problem is Lindsay can't even find a lawyer who will help her since she continues to act like she's better than everybody else and is somehow above the law. A source close to the washed-up star adds:
"Lindsay met with two prominent criminal defense attorneys on Wednesday, but both refused to take the case because of her bad attitude. Lohan blames everyone around her for her circumstances, and she is absolutely unaccountable. She is an attorney's worst nightmare because she simply refuses to follow any advice that she disagrees with."
Get over it, Lindz! You're going to jail so have fun being locked up behind bars!
[Image via AP Images.]
Lohan’s New Lawyer: ‘We’re Gonna Go After Them’
Filed under: Lindsay Lohan, Celebrity Justice
Lindsay Lohan has a new lawyer on her side and from the sound of things ... he plans on kicking butt and taking names. We caught up with Stuart V. Goldberg in Los Angeles this afternoon where he told us he's "here to help" Lindsay. As for strategy, he…
Lindsay Lohan — Lawyered Up!
Filed under: Lindsay Lohan, Celebrity Justice
Sources tell TMZ Lindsay Lohan has settled on a new lawyer -- and she went all the way to Chicago to find him. We're told Lindsay will hire Stuart V. Goldberg, a criminal defense attorney from the Windy City. Goldberg met with Lindsay -- along with her…
Lady GaGa A Threat To National Security?

Did Lady GaGa help an Army officer smuggle classifed data?
That's what government documents are declaring. According to government officials, PFC Bradley Manning was charged with illegally transferring Defense Department data and leaking it to a website by the name of Wikileaks.
The officer apparently pretended he was listening to Lady GaGa on his computer by humming and lip-syncing while transferring highly classified information from Army computers onto writable CDs.
Reporter Thom Shanker wrote:
"He was able to avoid detection not because he kept a poker face, they said, but apparently because he hummed and lip-synched to Lady Gaga songs to make it appear that he was using the classified computer’s CD player to listen to music.
Adrian Lamo, a well-known former hacker, had traded electronic messages in which Private Manning described his unhappiness with the Army—and, Mr. Lamo said, his activities downloading classified data.
Mr. Lamo said Private Manning described how he had used compact discs capable of storing data, but tucked inside recognizable music CD cases, 'to bring the data out of the secure room.'
'He indicated he disguised one as a Lady Gaga CD. He said he lip-synched to blend in.'
Whoa!
That's such a shady thing to do, but at least he had good taste in music!
[Image via WENN.]
Derek Fisher Meets with Miami Heat Honchos
Filed under: Derek Fisher, TMZ Sports
Derek Fisher is currently meeting with Miami Heat team president Pat Riley and owner Micky Arison to discuss the possibility of signing with the Heat ... TMZ has learned. We're told Fish is meeting with Riley and Arison at the Mandarian Oriental Hotel…
Kevin Bacon In Talks For X-Men: First Class!

This cast is getting OUT OF CONTROL AWESOME!
Kevin Bacon is reportedly in talks to join the cast of Matthew Vaughn's X-Men: First Class!
He'll reportedly be playing the yet-to-be-revealed villain, and will be joining the recently cast Alice Eve as Emma Frost, Nicholas Hoult as Beast, Caleb Landry Jones as Banshee, and Lucas Till as Havoc!
We seriously cannot wait to see this!
What do U think?? Who will Kevin Bacon be playing??
[Image via WENN.]
At Least Shannon Is Still Making Money!

Good for her?
Shannon Elizabeth came in second place winning ,00 in the World Series of Poker "Ante Up for Africa" at Rio in Las Vegas.
Professional poker player Phil Gordon took the top stop with 9,086 in winnings, which he gave to Refugee International and Project Enough.
We wonder if Shannon gave her money to winnings or kept it for herself — she must be somewhat of a charity case these days since she's not actually a working actress!
[Image via WENN.]
Tony Hayward — Fish and Chicks
Filed under: Tony Hayward
BP honcho Tony Hayward had a good oily time last month in Houston, TX, watching World Cup soccer in a bar with a woman -- not his wife -- and in a supreme irony ... he ordered seafood. TMZ obtained photos of Hayward in a Champps Americana…
Celebrity Scramble!
Filed under: Photo Galleries
Can you guess which funnyman's face got one hell of a celebrity scramblin'?
Mel Gibson’s Misogynist and Racist Rant!
In case you missed it….
Listen to MELtdown Gibson's hate-filled tirade against his babymomma (above).
Disgusting!!!!
Derek Fisher Courted by Miami Heat
Filed under: Derek Fisher, LeBron James, TMZ Sports
The Miami Heat aren't done hunting for talent -- TMZ has learned LeBron James ' new team is in hot pursuit of Los Angeles Lakers superstar Derek Fisher . Well-placed NBA sources tell TMZ ... Fisher -- who has 5 championship rings -- has been contacted by…
Candice Swanepoel is Topless and Other News (Plus The Mel Gibson Audio!)
- The Mel Gibson WTF Recordings Audio.
- Michael Lohan wants Lindsay in rehab today.
- Tori Spelling’s chest sinkhole is getting worse.
- Adrien Brody actually doesn’t suck in Predators.
- Blake Lively is somehow even hotter with a wedgie.
- Mischa Barton continues to win at life. Read More ...
Ryan Seacrest Drops a $10,000 Tip
Filed under: Ryan Seacrest, Julianne Hough
Talk about spreading the wealth ... TMZ has learned Ryan Seacrest dropped more than ,000 on a super-fancy dinner in Sardinia last night ... including a ,000 tip! Our top sources in Sardinia -- yeah, we've got those -- tell us Seacrest and his chick…
Catfight!



One of the best kinds - one on Gossip Girl!
Blake Lively and Leighton Meester are still in Paris shooting scenes for the season premiere of Gossip Girl.
Seems B and S aren't so much besties these days! The scene involved the girls getting into a very heated discussion and ended with Leighton shoving Blake into a fountain!
Meow!
Chances are this "heated discussion" might have something to do with a certain Bass man also floating around the City of Lights.
Don't U agree?
[Image via Fame Pictures.]
Jessica Simpson’s Boyfriend Knows Why He’s Here
Here’s Jessica Simpson in Italy today with her new boyfriend Eric Johnson who’s doing exactly what I’d be doing in his shoes: Staring directly at her cleavage while praying to sweet heaven she doesn’t talk and/or fart in a restaurant. That would make the sex we’d still have way more awkward than it need be.
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Mel Gibson — Gun Allegations
Filed under: Mel Gibson, Oksana Grigorieva, Celebrity Justice
Oksana Grigorieva told Sheriff's deputies Mel Gibson threatened her with a gun ... TMZ has learned. TMZ broke the story ... the L.A. County Sheriff's Department is investigating Mel for alleged domestic battery, assault with a deadly weapon and child…
Mel Gibson Threatened To Bury Oksana In A Rose Garden!!

WTF?? It keeps getting worse!
Mel Gibson was recorded on tape threatening to bury Oksana Grigorieva in the rose garden of his mansion!
A source close to Oksana reveals:
“Mel made a series of serious and violent threats against Oksana. When things in their relationship started going badly and he made the first threats against her, Oksana decided she needed to protect herself.
“She made the recordings and on one of them, Mel is heard telling Oksana, ‘I will bury you in the rose garden,’ which she believed to be a clear reference to killing her."
The threat is on the 30 minutes of tape being submitted to a Los Angeles judge in their custody battle of baby daughter Lucia.
Lucia should stay with her mother and far, FAR away from her psycho father!!
[Image via WENN.]
Vote for Banner Girl: Round 3
Congratulations to Erin from Washington, D.C. for winning Round 2 of The Superficial Banner Girl Contest. She’ll go on to compete with Gianna from Vegas in the final round that sadly doesn’t involve pillows or me covered in chocolate sauce.
On that note, ROUND 3! Happy Voting.
Voting Closes 10 a.m. PST – Saturday, July 9
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Oksana: Mel Gibson Abused Me ‘Many Times’
Filed under: Mel Gibson, Oksana Grigorieva, Celebrity Justice
Law enforcement sources tell us that Oksana Grigorieva has told investigators that Mel Gibson has abused her both physically and by making threats “many times.” We're told Oksana has also claimed she's been subjected to abusive behavior…
CONFIRMED! Glee Is Having A Brit Brit Episode!

Oh HELLS to the YES!
Ryan Murphy has confirmed that our beloved Britney Jeans Spears WILL be getting a tribute episode during the next season of his smash series, Glee, and he's currently in the middle of writing it!
YAY!
No word on yet on whether our not our gurl will make an appearance herself during the show, but if she did, it would be EPIC!
Do it, Brit Brit!
[Image via WENN.]
Lady GaGa is Officially Madonna Now
Here’s Lady GaGa performing on the Today show this morning and the only possible way she could look more like Madonna in this top pic is if scarab beetles flew out of her mouth and started abducting small black children. No, really, I literally thought it was 1985 for a second and Sean Penn was Read More ...
Famous Ex-Con Mentors Lindsay Lohan
Filed under: Lindsay Lohan, Kim Kardashian, Lane Garrison, Celebrity Justice
TMZ has learned Lindsay Lohan has been receiving some pre-jail words of wisdom from " Prison Break " star Lane Garrison -- the same guy who spend over a year in prison for a deadly DUI . According to sources close to Lindsay, the 30-year-old actor…
Mel Gibson — Last Pics Before Hell Broke Loose
Filed under: Mel Gibson, Oksana Grigorieva, Celebrity Justice
TMZ has obtained the last photos of Mel Gibson in public -- taken at a Chili's restaurant in Texas -- just days before he went into hiding after news broke of his racial, sexist, and allegedly violent attacks on his baby mama. In the photos --…
GaGalicious!
CLICK HERE to view an AMAZING photo gallery of Lady GaGa's most memorable fashion moments!
Cleveland Steaming — LeBron Picks Miami
Filed under: LeBron James, TMZ Sports
LeBron James just took a massive dump on his hometown fans -- announcing that he's going to play for the Miami Heat . The upside? You can probably get season tickets to Cavs games at a pretty good price right now.
RiRi Cancels AGAIN!

What's going on here???
Explain Miz Rihanna!
This morning, ticket holders to RiRi's Denver show received an email saying that their show next Thursday was CANCELLED! No explanation was given, but the promoters promised to return everyone's money. They offered up RiRi's apologies and said that she "hopes to make it up to them on the next tour."
WTF?? Another show not happening???
Start talking RiRi!!!
[Image via WENN.]
Law Enforcement Questions Oksana’s M.O.
Filed under: Mel Gibson, Oksana Grigorieva, Celebrity Justice
Law enforcement sources tell TMZ ... they have "serious concerns" over Oksana Grigorieva 's credibility in connection with her domestic violence claim against Mel Gibson ... because, we're told, she had money on the brain before making her claim. Our…
Lindsay In Court: The Interactive Game!
This brings the LOLs!
Check out Lindsay In Court: The Interactive Game above — HIGHlarious!
We wanna play!
Kelly Brook as Princess Leia in a Bikini
Here’s Kelly Brook posing in the iconic Slave Leia outfit for the latest issue of Total Film because… I… er… uh… UTINNI! *ejaculates into a cloud of dust*
(Thanks to everyone who wrote in on this one.)
Photos: Total Film
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TMZ Live: You Got Questions, We Got Answers
Filed under: TMZ Live
We'll be taking your questions today on everything -- including a spousal abuse investigation in the Mel Gibson case, Lindsay Lohan 's lawyer quitting, and Larry King bailing on his divorce. Submit your questions below -- they'll answer 'em live at 1:30…
Police Investigating Mel Gibson For Domestic Abuse!!!!

Good! Lock this scum bag up!
Now that there's audio proof of MELtdown Gibson telling his ex-girlfriend Oksana Grigorieva that she "fucking deserved" be hit, we're hearing that the Los Angeles County Sheriff's Department has launched a domestic violence investigation against the deplorable fuck.
We're sure once they start digging, they are going to find even MORE fucked up stuff this monster has been doing under the radar!
Maybe he and Lindsanity can be cellmates!
Thoughts??
[Image via WENN.]
Justin Bieber’s Mother Promises That He’ll Remain A Virgin Forever!
Oh, Mama Bieber!
You had to go and say it! You just had to!
Justin Bieber's mother, Pattie Mallette, sat down recently to talk about her son's love life, and of course, had to bring up his virginity!
Check out what said about the big V (above)!
Thoughts??
Dita Von Teese is Not Lindsay Lohan
Since it’s time for something, anything, that’s not a freckled cokewhore queefing all over the legal system, here’s Dita Von Teese on the Jean-Paul Gaultier runway in Paris last night. I don’t even know what this outfit’s supposed to be, but I do know Marilyn Manson is putting a gun to Evan Rachel Wood’s head Read More ...
Elin Nordegren Can Take Kids to Sweden
Filed under: Tiger Woods, Elin Nordegren, Celebrity Justice, TMZ Sports, Dirty Divorces
TMZ has learned ... one of the terms of the divorce settlement between Tiger Woods and Elin Nordegren is that she can take their two kids to Sweden. Sources familiar with the settlement tell us the agreement was supposed to be finalized by the end of…
Lindsay Gets A Visitor!
Look who showed up at that little jailbird LaLoca's West Hollywood apartment last night?!
Miz Kim Kardashian! And she even bought an "I'm sorry you fucked up your life, refuse to take responsibility for your bullshit and are now going to prison" goodiebag!
What a good friend! Or maybe she just wants to see her now so she doesn't have to make visits to the slammer!
Smart gurl!
Jeremy London: ‘I Used Acting to Escape’
I don’t know what’s taking the police so long to blow this thing out of the water, but Jeremy London is now giving exclusive interviews where he claims to have used his acting ability to escape his harrowing kidnapping ordeal where he was conveniently forced to do all the drugs he loves while currently being Read More ...
The Pivert Still Smells Fishy!
We don't know if we're buying it!
Jeremy Piven opened up on his bout with "mercury poisoning" that supposedly caused him to drop out of the playSpeed The Plow.
Still seems fishy to us!
Do U believe the Pivert?
Lindsay Lohan Calls Judge ‘F**king Bitch’
Filed under: Lindsay Lohan, Judge Marsha Revel, Celebrity Justice
TMZ has learned Lindsay Lohan went ballistic after she was sentenced to 90 days in jail , telling her friends , Judge Marsha Revel is "a f**king bitch." Hours after the sentence -- Lindsay bitterly complained to her friends, Revel hates her, was out to…
And Here Comes the Bullshit…
It was only a matter of time until Lindsay Lohan took to her Twitter and started spewing shit so crazy only Britney Spears can read it without suffering an aneurysm. Here she is making up a bullshit excuse for her “Fuck U” fingernail before going on to cite U.N. policies on torture to decry her Read More ...
LeBron Sued by Man Claiming to be His Father
Filed under: LeBron James, TMZ Sports, Celebrity Justice
TMZ has learned ... LeBron James and his mother Gloria James are being sued for millions by a man who claims he tried to prove he's the NBA star's biological father -- but LeBron and his mom tampered with the evidence in a diabolical cover-up. The…
Vote for Banner Girl: Round 1
Welcome to the first round of voting for The Superficial Banner Girl Contest. While I initially promised a Top 20 of ladies, I got tired of trying to narrow it down and just made it the Top 25. That’s like 50 breasts for the price of 40, but I digress. Over the next week, there’ll Read More ...
Lindsay Lohan — Amphetamines, Opiates, A-OK
Filed under: Lindsay Lohan, Celebrity Justice
Lindsay Lohan tested positive for amphetamines and opiates during her random drug tests, this according to the probation officer's report obtained by TMZ. But according to the report, Lindsay was allowed to take the drugs that created the positive…
Yay, Britain!

We just love you guys!
The Supreme Court of Britain ruled today that homosexual living in parts of the world which aren't so open-minded can find refuge in their country.
Sadly, there are still many places in the world where homosexuals face constant fear of persecution for their orientation. Now, if they like, they can call Britain their home and will be grant asylum.
Deputy President of the Supreme Court, Lord Hope of Craighead summed it up perfectly, saying:
“To compel a homosexual person to pretend that his sexuality does not exist or to suppress the behaviour by which it manifests itself is to deny him his fundamental right to be who he is. Homosexuals are as much entitled to freedom of association with others who are of the same sexual orientation as people who are straight.”
Bravo! Bravo! Bravo!
We're so proud of this! A beautiful and important step for equality!
[Image via AP Images.]
Amy Winehouse is Still Out There and Other News
- Rachel Dratch is pregnant? How the fu…
- Angelina Jolie pities you.
- Marisa Miller in lingerie. Cooking. ‘Nuff said.
- Leonardo DiCaprio is a fucking idiot.
- Hillary Duff might be pregnant.
- Bar Refaeli does V Magazine.
- LeBron James gets an hour of airtime to decide Read More ...
Reuters Headline of the Year
Filed under: Tyson Gay, TMZ Sports, You Might Want to Rethink
We just came across this Reuters story published over the weekend, providing the blow-by-blow in the race between Tyson Gay and Walter Dix . Who knew Reuters had it in them?
Scumbag! MELtdown Gibson Admits To Hitting His Babymomma!

The man is revolting!
Mel Gibson has adamantly denied for the better part of a week that he never struck his GF Oksana Grigorieva, even though there were alleged photos of Oksana's battered and bruised face.
Today, more incriminating evidence has been uncovered - a new audio recording in which Mel admits to smacking Oksana, claiming she "deserved" it!
A source with access to the evidence says the audio is a conversation between Oksana and Mel shortly after their January 6th altercation. On the recording, a distressed Oksana is heard asking Mel, “What kind of a man is that who would hit a woman when she is holding a child in her hands, hitting her twice in the face? What kind of a man is that?”
Douchey Mel responds: “You know what — you fucking deserved it.”
WTF?! Ass!
We can't wait to see how all of this evidence will come back and bite him in the ass. He deserves all the humiliation and backlash that is coming to him.
[Image via WENN.]
Ke$ha Could Use a Wet-Nap
Because the Internet is a constant stream of amazing, someone – I’m guessing DJ Stolen. Call it a hunch. – just posted a topless/quasi-nude shot of Ke$ha apparently covered in semen. I say that because of my keen skills of detection that allowed me to see the word “cum” with an arrow next to it. Read More ...
Lindsanity Thought She Was Above The Law!

This is pretty unbelievable typical of her!
While the judge was ready to take her into custody yesterday, Lindsay Lohan really did not think it was a possibility that she would be sentenced to jail. You know, cuz she's above the law and stuff.
Not!
Sources tell us that Lindsanity had yet another birthday celebration planned for tonight at Las Palmas nightclub in Hollywood.
We're assuming/hoping that has since been cancelled!
Silly, naive, presumptuous Lindsay!
Michael Lohan: ‘I’m Gonna Call Lindsay From the Bar and Make Her Jealous’
After a day of weeping outside the courthouse and going on Larry King Live, you’d think Michael Lohan would spend the rest of the night in somber reflection of his daughter’s plight. Except if you actually thought that, you’d be an idiot because the dude went partying! Whoo! Appropriate! Here’s Michael at Saddle Ranch last Read More ...
Betty White Propositions LeBron James!
LOLs!
Check out the amazing Betty White of Hot In Cleveland try to convince NBA star LeBron James to stay with the Cavaliers.
We're sure that's a tempting offer, Betty! But we don't see him staying!
Lindsay Lohan — Time is Not on Her Side
Filed under: Lindsay Lohan, Celebrity Justice
Sources connected with Lindsay Lohan tell TMZ ... they fear for her safety -- even her survival -- during her two weeks of freedom before going to jail. The judge could have sent Lindsay to the slammer immediately , but instead gave her until July 20 to…

































































