Charlie Sheen Insists: "Test Me!"

Our favorite actor-turned-catch phrase (anyone want to go Sheen this weekend??) has gotten fed up with everyone claiming he's fallen off the bandwagon.
What's he gonna do about it?
Take a very public drug test on Monday to prove that he's clean!
Charlie boldly told sources :
" "These assholes claim they know this and we are going to prove them wrong," the star, who earns million an episode, told Howard.
"That's how confident I am." "
He continued:
"Out of respect, Dylan Howard called me to see if this was true. I said it was not. Dylan challenged me to a urine test, I told him that if I passed it he would have to drink it!
"We both laughed and now we are going to meet on Monday… blood, urine, whatever, we’re testing it.
“I'm so confident where I am at and that these faceless names can't touch me… I know that I will pass the test and prove my detractors wrong."
We hope you DO prove them wrong!
Still, that doesn't quite sound like the Sheenie we know. Oh wait, and then he added:
“If they do discover my blood to be tiger blood, I hope that nobody will be shocked!”
Annnnnd there he is.
If it is true, and he's clean, it's a pretty admirable thing to do to submit to a drug test to prove to everyone that you're stronger than they think!
Good luck, Charlie!
Thoughts??
[Image via WENN.]