31Mar/11Off
MaSheen’s After Party Puts Small Town On High Alert
Everyone knows that Charlie Sheen's mental breakdown roadshow Violent Torpedo tour (why didn't he call it a "Tourpedo"??) will be hitting NYC next week, but little do people know about the total bitchin' after party!
The party will be held in a small NJ town instead of NYC for reasons unknown, but the town is already pumping up security to deal with the shenanigans.
The town usually only has 3 on-duty cops during a shift, but they know that Sheen is a hurricane of unpredictability, so they're bumping it up to a staggering 10!
We think they might need more than that, if people figure out where/when he's gonna be exactly!
Be safe, Carlstadt, NJ!
Sheen, don't ruin their shizz!
[Image via WENN.]