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Paris Hilton is Pregnant
Okay, before anybody panics, let’s run down the list:
Idiot sperm donor? Check.
Non-impaired uterus? — Let’s come back to that one.
Protruding stomach? Check.
Bigger boobs? Check.
Fatter ass? Check.
Belly rubbing thing pregnant chicks always do? Double check.
Horsemen of the apocalypse descending from the heavens? I saw a squirrel. Count it.
Ah, Jesus. Hopefully I’m wrong, and not just because Read More ...
